You surviving the open bar?
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It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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