Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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