she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Dear god my vagina.
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