I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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