remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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