that's an acceptable place to lick
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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