We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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