ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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