Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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