Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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