letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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