I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i've created a new STD.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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