that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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