Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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