is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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