He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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