Welp...herpes.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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