i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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