it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
