Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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