Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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