WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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