idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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