that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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