At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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