You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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