The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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