I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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