so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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