Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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