Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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