I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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