After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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