Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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