Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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