All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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