Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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