On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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