so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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