My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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