No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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