I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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