haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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