Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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