I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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