What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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