it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
A bitchslap is in order.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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