"it" just moved
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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