I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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