You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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