Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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