I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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