just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
