Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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