You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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