Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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