You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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