He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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